This book does NOT have a cat in it. I am not even sure there is a witch in it. (Daddy Trent likes witches). A little human girl says that her mommy is a witch and that she (the girl) is a witch's cat)
She also says her mommy is a witch because she buys eyeballs and green fingers at the store.
She says she knows her mommy is a witch because she sits around cackling with her friends. Well, my daddies DO cackle a lot when they are together.
She says her mommy also gets out a broom once a week and lets her ride...
So every Friday, the human girl's mom takes a break and leaves her with a babysitter...the little girl doesn't know where the mom goes...maybe she just needs a break from being a witch...
Today's tip for Cat Children of Human People (CaCHuPs): Let's be honest, every thing in your human's house is there for your amusement. It's all a toy. The glowey box with the clickey flat place that they stare at so much: toy. walk on it, it feels funny under your paws AND you're sure to get a reaction from your human--either they will laugh or make loud funny sounds. The cords that hang from the backs of everything (and the window coverings): toys. You can bat at them for hours! Do NOT chew the ones that come out of the back of their electronics--it can be shocking and everything tastes like litter for a week. Anything that hits the ground: toy. Food off their plates: toy (toys you can eventually eat if you can keep it away from your human long enough). Paper balls, pencils...you name it, it's part of their job to have stuff you can turn into a toy! That's one of the perks of being a cat (a real one!)