"According to Rat Law: Cheese belongs to you. Unless a big rat wants it. Then it belongs to him."
"If a big, quick, strong, scary, hairy, dirty rat wants it, then cheese belongs to her. "
"Unless a gang of rats wants it."
A very strange British import (the book, not the cheese), but quite a lot of fun nonetheless. Viviane Schwarz's illustrations of red and black rats scrabbling around a photo of real cheese are a great representation of the text and augment it's humor with goofy, crazy touches.
Listeners will definitely ask for a second helping and read just right...it's a fun tongue-twister read.